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Why is my dad gone? 

he went to get milk 9 years ago help.
Mom why is my dad gone? he went to get milk and has not come home for 9 years. what the fuck dad.
Why is my dad gone? by anonymous September 14, 2020

why god why

when you are mad at god
why god why
why god why by anonymous November 13, 2020

why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition? 

i have no idea. it's irritating, but when you see your definition up there, it'll probably be worth it.

to the urban dictionary admin., hurry the hel-
friend: "hey, why does it take urban dictionary so long to approve my definition?"
me: i have no idea man.

Why you dickin me son? 

A term used when somone screws you over.
It was the last game of the season and he didnt catch the ball and I yelled at him, WHY YOU DICKIN ME SON?

why is 6 afraid of 7? 

Because 7 8 9
Person 1: Hey, why is 6 afraid of 7?
Person 2: I don't know, why?
Person 1: Because 7 8 9

Why are you locked in the bathroom? 

“Why Are you locked in the bathroom?”
“You talking to me?”
Maybe you should try getting a job?”

“Okay, where?”
“Majestic 12.”
Maybe you should join Majestic 12. In a body bag.”
“I have some good news for both of you.”
“Okay?”
“And?”

“I have contamination and mutants in my brain.”
“Just another parasite.”
"Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
"You talking to me?"
"Maybe you should try getting a job"
"nigga shut the fuck up i have one its not your problem im calling the police"