Whoppering

The act of having a wet dream, usually on accident, while sleeping in the same bed as another male.

Bro, last night I totally whoppered while sharing the bed with Mathis. I don't think he knows I was Whoppering.

by Arocklobsta January 12, 2012

whopper whopper whopper whopper

Burger King sucks ass, instead you should go to kfc, yummy chicken taste good tho good good for good you should eat kfc

Person 1: wanna go to Burger King?
Person 2: whopper whopper whopper whopper, kfc is so much better but they’re paying me to make this song

Person 1: ok

by Vortex49 May 6, 2023

Whopper

An Italian male, who is also a father.

"Once I popped 'er, I became a Whopper!"

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

whopper patch

A transdermal patch in a Burger King commercial that enables the wearer to resist the craving for a Whopper.

Narrator:It's been many hours of staring for these people in the staring contest. Now we bring in the Whopper to see who wins.
::places Whopper in between the two people staring at each other::
::Person 1 looks away and eats the whopper::
::Person 2 rolls up his sleeve to show the Whopper Patch::
Person 1:"Whopper patch!!?? That's not fair!!"

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

whopper

a tough, tricky or suspenseful situation

Me: "How did the cops not get you for driving blazed?"
Co-worker: "Trust me, I've been in some whoppers"

by ash0ppingcart April 23, 2010

Molly whopper

A term used to describe decay of society addicted to Molly

"Hey Chris, did you meet the nice neighbor next door?" "Yeah, she's a real Molly Whopper"

by Maga315 October 13, 2019

Whopper

A really attractive lassie from East Kilbride, the kind you'd see walking down the street but know you don't have a chance with.

A total ride.

Has a quality rack (hard to tell coz she continually refuses to get them out) and a cracking arse

Man she's a right whopper

by BigJock69 June 16, 2010