Balls and Wieners

When someone gets overly excited or upset about an event, person, or object, resulting in excessive talking and/or douchebag behavior.

Did you see shaggy today? He wouldn't stop talking about that molly chick he fucked at the party last night.

Yeah man, he goes balls and wieners for that girl.

by BabY PumPKiN February 17, 2009

weiner cousins

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman

JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins

by tex-ass April 22, 2009

coctail weiner

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult

1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!

by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007

weiner boobs

slang for testicles

Bobby kept teasing Suzie until she kicked him in the weiner boobs.

by pig blapper September 5, 2009

Weiner

Hot dog.

That man has a small weiner in his mouth.

by Weirdboyscott January 7, 2003

weiner on weiner

another name for World of Warcraft (W.O.W.)
Because everyone that plays it love weiner.

Tracy: I love World of warcraft
Josh: You mean weiner on weiner You look like you suck dick.

by armament24 March 16, 2009

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.

Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!

by Josh June 6, 2005