weezer

A person (usually college kid) who goes out to the bars hoping to hook-up, but by closing time has failed in this task, so he rejoins his friends and fakes being happy (generally drunkenly jumping/huddling around with them while singing along to the typical Weezer-like songs that bars play when they want people to leave) and pretends that being with friends is why he came out in the first place.

Can also be used as a verb.

Yeah, what a weezer

by RohK December 12, 2010

beaver weaver

a chick who braids her bush

yo check out dat chick wit da braids....i bet she's a beaver weaver!

by bjayforvjay May 26, 2010

Two weeker

Someone that you just started hearing about and now suddenly you see them everywhere and hear their name a lot but it’s like they hadn’t existed before the past two weeks

“Who the fuck even is she?” “Oh she’s the new two weeker” or “where did they even come from?” “Who knows, I keep hearing about them too”

by MechanicSchool2251 March 4, 2018

Ella Weaver

A girl who goes to vAntwerp middle school and gets all the guys she’s also super hot

Ella Weaver Is The Best Person

by Googles source team May 9, 2021

Two Weeker

People who sag there pants in such a way that it appears that they have two weeks worth of shit in them.

Person 1: Hey there your sporting the Two Weeker look

Person 2: The fuck you talkin bout old man

Person 3: Your pants are sagging In such a way that it appears you have two weeks worth of shit in them.

by II Duce May 31, 2010

weeper

An opium addict. See hop-head.

The weepers on the Bowery went to Hop-Sing's to get their fix.

by Alan June 4, 2004

weenerscout

one who enjoys sucking penis

raymond matthys is a weenerscout

by Brian October 31, 2004