teenie weenie syndrome

the disorder caused by having a small penis where men will compensate with exessively large, fast, powerful, and/or highly modified vehicles (re: trucks, low riders; crotch rockets)

The cast of "The Fast and the Furious" suffers from teenie weenie syndrome.

teenie weenie syndrome by Keith June 22, 2004

fabric weenie

The fake weenie that you get when your jeans bunch up while sitting.

Dude- my fabric weenie looks HUGE!

fabric weenie by s-n-m April 16, 2008

Da Da Da Little Weenie 

A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.

Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!

Da Da Da Little Weenie by dadadalittleweenie July 10, 2010

Mike's Weenie 

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

Mike's Weenie by andy1 May 13, 2007

Weather weenie 

Some kid with Paint, Epic Pen, GR2Analyst, and WSV3 who calls himself a meteorologist, hypes up events, and talks like he knows what he’s doing but in reality has no clue what is actually going on in the atmosphere

Look at this weather weenie on YouTube who just used potential hazard type on a contaminated forecast sounding to justify him saying strong tornadoes are possible when none are. What a bitch

Weather weenie by Boeing ✈️ December 22, 2019

teeny weenie 

this is a peepee that is very very very small, not a micro penis, but rather, a penis no woman wants.

Jenny unzipped the mans pants to find his teeny weenie, she then zipped them back up.

teeny weenie by r-sizzle. January 27, 2017

the green weenie 

The giant dick of the united states army. Ramming home into every soldiers asshole.

Man the green weenie fucked me again this weekend.

the green weenie by Damaged Duck June 4, 2017