shark week

A week during the summer in which Discovery Channel airs its annual "Shark Week" and everyone on earth pretends to watch it and makes sure that all of their friends know by plastering stupid shit (e.g. Facebook status updates) all over the Internet. Usually no one really knows when Shark Week is until it actually happens because no one really cares about sharks any other week of the year. An overhyped show that everyone just claims they watch to look cool in front of their friends.

Facebook Status Update: "Shark weekkkkkk ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥"
"May the sharks be ever in your favor lol happy shark week 2012(:"
"Shark Week starts @9pm. Cant miss it!!"
"Oh, hey shark week!"

by IDontWatchSharkWeek August 12, 2012

Two-Week Troll

n: an online chatterer who is interested, intense and intriguing that, without explanation, abruptly ceases contact after a period of 14 days.

"i thought this guy was the real deal, but he was just a two-week troll."

by little.d February 5, 2010

Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Senior Week

A week of non-stop partying of all upperclassmen highschool students in the Greater Baltimore area. Usually taking place from the end of May to mid July, the sad excuse for "partying" is designed for graduating seniors, but immature Juniors who finally got their licenses can go and feel a part of something special.

Guy: Hey, where are we?
Girl: Ocean City, Maryland. At Senior Week.
Guy: Oh, you want to party?
Girl: Yeah, wanna see my tits?
Guy: yes please.
Girl: Here ya go!
Guy: say... THANKS!

by Ronster13370 August 14, 2008

birthday week

The week surrounding one's birthday when they SHOULD get any wish they desire and all of their friends and family should bow to all of their whims of fancy.

My birthday week was awesome, my family bought me a new car and all I had to eat was pies.

by KylJL May 14, 2007

Mid week hump

When you are really tired in the middle of the week and you want it to be over. Or having sex on a Wednesday.

"Wow i would never get threw the week without my mid week hump."

by chris122790 May 21, 2007

Hell Week

The week leading up the opening night of a theatrical performance.
Signs of hell week:
-Begging your teachers not to assign big tests/assignments during said week
-Not studying or preparing at all for the tests/assignments that get assigned anyways
-Not talking to people in the cast/crew during school because you know you're going to see them for hours after school anyways
-Stealthily dancing behind the curtains....come on, you know you do it!
-By Wednesday, it is nessecary to bring air freshener into the dressing room and the person who does is a hero
-Losing part your custume at some point during the week
-Some one will cry
-If you're not a theatre kid, then it's easy to tell the people who are because they're falling asleep in class
-Wearing your production T shirt all week
-If you're smart enough to stock up on food before rehearsal...you better hide it!
-You're used to the squeaks and other horrible noises that the microphones make during the first few days
-By the end of the last performance, everyone is family and most cry

Lead: This...*snif*...was...*snif*...the most amazing...*snif*...thing ever! *sob*
Extra: *hugs* *cries too*
Supporting role: Hell week is so worth it!

by defygravity137 June 9, 2011