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red neck waxing

a red neck waxing is when your so poor ...or stupid and take duck tape and put it on your pubes let it stick there for a couple of hours and then rip it off
dude i just gave myself a red neck waxing and it hurt so bad
by theboinker August 19, 2009
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shroud waving

Shroud waving occurs when publicity seeking politicians or media celebrities aggressively insert themselves into a media headline event involving either a community tragedy resulting in death or the death of a well-liked public figure. The publicity seeker praises the dead or casts blame for the tragedy - and thus "waves the shroud".

It is important to note that the publicity seeker often has no personal relationship or connection with the deceased and is cynically exploiting or ambushing the media coverage present at the time for their advantage. The overall aims of shroud wavers are to gain media oxygen and to "position" themselves in the public eye as sensitive, caring and humanistic personalities.

Where the deceased was a keynote public figure, shroud waving becomes a form of ambush marketing in the sense that the wavers seek to "wrap themselves in the shroud" and so take on some of that person's esteem, reputation and persona in the public imagination.

Self-evidently, shroud waving is meaningless and a waste of time without attendant media attention, photo opportunities, blog postings and studio interviews.
"In a blatant act of shroud waving, Senate hopeful Morton Aegis held a media conference on the porch at the family home of Jimmy Gibbs Junior, six times winner of NASCAR championships and decorated Vietnam War hero."
by Trowzerkoff September 10, 2011
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Wamping

Manual sexual stimulation of vagrants and hobos.

Tramp wanking
Alex awoke with a dry mouth and pounding head, he'd been at the cooking brandy again but even worse was the familiar crust on his right index finger and thumb... He'd been down to the underpass again...

'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'
by benRAJ November 25, 2009
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waxing a camel

The shaving of a ladies intimate area.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.
Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
by Scott Bon February 5, 2008
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waxing the cave

the female way of waxing the dolphin. masturbating in the shower, or submerged in water.
I was waxing the cave in the tub, when my mom walked in.
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Waning Gibbous

A post-nut boner which is in the descending phase resulting in a chub, but not yet fully flaccid.
Man, I nutted over a half hour ago and still have this waning gibbous.
How long ago did you nut dude? I can see your waning gibbous through your pants.
Nothing like walking around the apartment with a waning gibbous swinging around like a wrecking ball.
by SnarfSquad March 18, 2022
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the waving neighbor

the waving neighbor is when a guy is banging a girl in front of a window and has one of his friends hiding in the closet, and they perform a swtich without her knowing allowing the original partner to walk outside knock on the window and wave.
the other day me and my friend pulled the waving neighbor and it ended successfully with no black eyes
by andy12inch July 6, 2008
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