Jimmy Whoop

The grand champion of selling fake drugs to newbie suckers. A true Jimmy Whoop is even capable of selling bullshit to expert level drug users because a Jimmy Whoop is a master of his craft.

Jimmy whoop fuckin got me again.

by Psydwok September 22, 2025

can of whoop-ass

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014

Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt

She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer

by Nyrac July 22, 2023

Whoopty Surprise

When a woman gives you a blowjob, pauses to give you a handjob, and you ejaculate on her face with no prior warning.

“John: yeah man, Sally was going down on me, and just when she stopped and started jerking me off, boom, whoopty surprise.

Jack: dude, that’s gross.”

by Scorpion2458 August 28, 2018

Dank Whoolie

Raising the front tire of a motorcycle off the ground, squids use this to determine the alpha male of a group of gixxer riders. The longer the whoolie is held the danker it is.

Dude did you see Greg's dank whoolie? He held it for like two seconds! Fucking sick!

by Gixxersquid May 2, 2018

whooky sack

A mysterious object of unknown origin, currently believed to be in the possession of Kanye West. Anyone who takes notice of said object will immediately attempt, vainly, to research its properties. It's an anti-memetic meme.

1: I swear I heard Kanye talking about his whooky sack in MBDTF.
2: What? When?
1: Sorry!
2: What?

by Instinctual777 December 1, 2020

Anal Whoopie

Anal sex. Makin whoopie...anally.

While hiking at the local park, I came across two fags having anal whoopie in the bushes.

by Briney Hiney July 7, 2016