weiner alarm 

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

weiner alarm by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Weiner porridge 

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

Weiner porridge by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017

Weiner sock

when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis

oh Shit man

What?

i have a weiner sock

Weiner sock by i killed the jewz June 3, 2017

weiner fan

The weiner fan is when a man gets picks up a hooker and when they're alone and ready to go she'll kneel and the man will spin his penis like a fan, smacking her face multiple times in a row.

"Yo my dude i just weiner fanned his slut last night"

weiner fan by The Moist Sausage February 3, 2018

Weiner bros 

Kissing the same girl as one of your friends.

You missed Liz too? We're Weiner Bros!!!

Weiner bros by Beercules_Bro May 8, 2018

Weiner Roll 

Weiner Roll

"How'd you sleep last night Doug"?
Weiner Rolled Bob...I tossed and turn all night like a weiner cooking at Circle K

Weiner Roll by weinersmakeyousmile November 22, 2018

weiner washer 

Someone who washes weiners in their spare time usually at a hardee’s

guy 1: your a weiner washer matthew

guy 2: i know you cunt

weiner washer by All Wrapped Up March 3, 2019