warpenguin

Noun. A seemingly benign creature that becomes confrontational, even vicious, unexpectedly. They are famed for their potent wing-flapping dick-kick (or WFDK) attack, which they use because, well, penguins don't have fists.

"I thought he was cool until he went all warpenguin on me!"

"Did you see that warpenguin just WFDK that dude?"

by BigRiver June 12, 2018

Warpigg

A person that takes it in the ass and squeals so hard that they want to take the offender to war.

I became a Warpigg last night to Jason. I still hurt.

by Canadian Major May 9, 2018

Warped

The state of mind in which you pass “sense” and didn’t kno until the next day. (with the use of marijuana)

bro I was warped last night

by luhwop July 29, 2018

warped wall

That fucked up wall at the end of the ninja warrior obstacle course that people under 6’0 can’t get up

“Bro I really thought I was a ninja til I seen that warped wall that thing is a bitch”

by MikusSeaGod June 30, 2019

Warpa

It is used when something bad happens to somebody.

What happened to you ?

I walked over my hand and broke it.
Warpa bro

by arthur genou April 23, 2019

Warpig

1) A warmonger. Someone who views war/violence as the best, if not only, means to solve conflict.

2) An morbidly obese, impossibly ugly woman.

3) A wartime Placebo. Be it a bigger, faster, prettier, more advanced, or simply more expensive rocket, gun, bomb, vehicle or other device.

Note: A Warpig does NOT have to be more effective in practice, just make the owner/user feel more confident.

1) "Hey, you hear the latest about <Terrorist Leader>?"

"Oh that warpig?"

2) "She was built like a tank with a face only a mother could love."

"Oh man, sounds like a real Warpig."

3) "See Dick's new Warpig?"

"What; he got another new gold-plated gun?"

by VexAndSilence August 3, 2019

warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020