dog water

when someone is absolutely garbage at a video game/sport/literally anything

guy 1: *misses basketball shot*
guy 2: absolute DOGWATER.

guy 1: *does anything wrong at all*
guy 2: dude your literally dog water.

by bussy_spreader_24 March 10, 2021

hot water heater

What many people (even news anchors on well-respected TV news channels!) call a water heater.

You don't want to heat water that's already hot for Pete sakes!! It's proper to call it a 'water heater' or you can even call it a 'hot water tank' -- but never a 'hot water heater'.

{Latoya}: Gary, I think the hot water heater is busted; I can't get any hot water out of this faucet to do the dishes!

{Gary}: Latoya, we don't have a 'hot water heater' -- we might have a hot water cooler, a water heater, or a hot water tank, but no hot water heater! Which of those do you want me to check?

by Telephony August 16, 2012

water sexual

Sexualy attracted to water

Rob: man I have to tell you. Kristion: yes?

Rob: I’m water sexual

by water freak👅💦💧💦 January 16, 2018

Mexican Tap Water

A beverage consisting of 1 part Corona, 1 part mule piss, and a generous portion of tequila. Serve in a quart glass, rimmed with cocaine and a wedge of sod.

The tradition of rimming the glass with cocaine began as a trick by bartenders so as to counteract the effects of the massive amounts of alcohol in the Mexican Tap Water. The cocaine would keep the customer from passing out, allowing him or her to keep drinking.

by MurphyMonster April 16, 2015

Water Polo

The most physically and mentally challenging sport on Earth. Constant swimming keeps the body in great shape while the speed of the game itself trains reflexes and quick thinking. Water Polo in essence takes the most difficult aspects of soccer and football and puts them together in a 30 meter pool. The synergy of the physical and mental aspects of Water Polo creates one of the most pure and true sports in the world.

Dont like Water Polo? Thats ok, only true athletes can appreciate a real sport.

by Animal August 29, 2004

water

a smoking substance which is made from a mix of PCP and embalming fluid.

"Yo nigga you got dat water?"

"fo sho nigga.."

by VolcomStoneLC February 19, 2009

Smoke on the Water

A legendary rock song by the equally legendary early 70's rock band, Deep Purple. It is praised for it's quickly catchy beat, easy to learn lyrics, and it's Godliness all around. Considered by many as one of the best rock songs ever, and a favorite of many Deep Purple fans. A few other songs as good as this one are "Space Truckin'", "Fireball", "Black Knight", and "Demon's Eye".

Smoke on the water-Classic Rock at it's best.

by Lunar6 October 21, 2005