Palin Vision

The ability to see across the ocean into another country. The name is derived from Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, who has claimed to have the ability to see Russia from her house.

Person A: I can see China from my house!

Person B: Wow, you must have Palin Vision!

by stickykeyboard March 1, 2011

blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.

Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.

by Caitlyn AKA 'Blueberry yum-yum' December 6, 2007

Epic-Vision

A visual sensation experienced by wearing a pair of polarized sunglasses with brown lenses, so named for the "dramatic movie/tv show sunset" quality it imbues on the surrounding world.

Keaton put on the brand-new pair of ray ban aviators and the dull scene before him suddenly looked like something out of Gone in Sixty Seconds...he had entered Epic-Vision.

by The Epic Life April 3, 2010

Corn Vision

Corn Vision is having your vision obstructed by stalks of corn

I lost Nea in the corn field I ate corn vision

by DarrenTanKJackso February 4, 2019

jigga vision

blurry or shaky vision as a result of taking ecstacy

I can't read that sign, I have jigga vision after eating those pills!

by bigBootyHoeZZZ October 25, 2009

BlackBerripheral Vision

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.

Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

by Sparkotronic July 23, 2009

89 vision

The vision you have when you are stoned

Last night i was seeing through the 89 vision.

by C wall March 23, 2007