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blazer-vision

being so faded out of your mind that your eyes are barely open and you don't even notice.
Because of our blazer-vision we didn't notice the ground we were stepping on was actually two feet of mud.
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tumblr vision

Tumblr vision (noun):
1) To dedicatedly refuse to properly assess or analyse situations, assertions or opinions from anything other than one's own perspective for the purpose of taking offence.

2) The impaired ability to make judgements for oneself, thus relying on popular liberal text posts to form one's opinions. Symptoms are more severe in juveniles.
Person 1: That chick lost her shit at me man, all I did was hold a door open for her and say good morning.
Person 2: What the fuck is her problem?
Person 1: Apparently I'm being oppressive.
Person 2: You're a fucking doorman at a hotel.
Person 1: She's probably got tumblr vision.
by Johnny Fabrizio November 1, 2013
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Blind Vision

A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.
Most humans today suffer from Blind Vision.
by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021
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Palin Vision

The ability to see across the ocean into another country. The name is derived from Alaska's governor, Sarah Palin, who has claimed to have the ability to see Russia from her house.
Person A: I can see China from my house!

Person B: Wow, you must have Palin Vision!
by stickykeyboard March 1, 2011
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Epic-Vision

A visual sensation experienced by wearing a pair of polarized sunglasses with brown lenses, so named for the "dramatic movie/tv show sunset" quality it imbues on the surrounding world.
Keaton put on the brand-new pair of ray ban aviators and the dull scene before him suddenly looked like something out of Gone in Sixty Seconds...he had entered Epic-Vision.
by The Epic Life April 3, 2010
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BlackBerripheral Vision

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.
Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.
by Sparkotronic July 23, 2009
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89 vision

Last night i was seeing through the 89 vision.
by C wall March 23, 2007
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