A really chill, middle-aged Russian man who will be more than happy to give you his AK if you take him to Dry Station. He is the one who calls them Bitches.
by 'Murican Apple October 5, 2017
Get the uncle bourbon mug.Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
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Douchebag faggot sloppy fat fuck that went to Northside, but jumped on the Acadiana bandwagon once they started winning and calls everybody his nephew when clearly there’s no relation.
by El Diablo 3 October 19, 2019
Get the uncle krunk mug.Uncle dip (Kyle Cornelius Dipp) is a 57 year old pedophile who was taken away by the U.S Government but as escaped and on a rampage to molest all of the little kids in town. If you ever see a 2004 Chrome Toyota Camry with a license plate of bronze plating on the letters but not numbers run away as fast as you can. Beware for he dosen’t care who or what he takes to molest, he will “do” anything…
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.
He will seem like a nice old man but once you get into his car, he changes his personality.
Bystander - Uncle dip? Why did you touch that little girl?
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*
Uncle dip - age is just a number…
Bystander - *dials 911*
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Get the Your [uncle] bisexual mug.Being your uncle tonight is about the sexiest thing there is. When you want to be someones uncle tonight, you dream about holding them tight, touching their body, kissing, more touching. That's what being an uncle is all about. If there is anyone looking through your window when you're naked or when it's raining; that person probably wants to be your uncle, or he's just a pervert.
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
You're not a pervert if you want to be an uncle!
*It's raining and you're changing clothes*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
Uncle: *Looks through the window*
You: Who tf are you?
Uncle: My baby love, you are a friendly girl.
You: Get the fuck out of here!
Uncle: I saw you at school today, and you were looking good.
You: I'm calling the police!
Uncle: I had a boner this morning, while the falling rain was falling down the window. I mastubated to you. I want to be your uncle tonight.
*uncle climbs in the window and begins holding you tight*
by gayishomo March 6, 2019
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Mike: Yeah, make sure you stay away from my 13th uncle. He's a weirdo.
Mike: Yeah, make sure you stay away from my 13th uncle. He's a weirdo.
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