Umphtast

Something that takes your breath away for just a moment occasionally resulting in a gasping sound or brief tears

That video made be umphtast.

by Jemarifik May 21, 2015

Umpa

Umpa is the act of grabbing somebody's fat flaps to cause pain

He man can you scoot over so i can umpa that guy over there

by some weird kid May 22, 2015

umptenth

So many times over and over again

This is the umptenth time i told her not to do that shit

by Live5000 April 19, 2018

Umpfgh

The emotion of intense irritation towards a friend who is very quick on responding to texts, but never reads them as intended. This is especially directed to those who take things literally/are easily offended.

"Umpfgh," said the string instrument in response to his friendly neighborhood corn.

by yoikersboikersandshulkerboxes January 24, 2019

Umpi

Something you scream when humping someone

BABY IM ABOU TO CUM UMPIIIIII.

by Mr.cash money February 25, 2019

Umpi cat

Penis shaped cat for anal sex

Hey do you want my umpi cat to umpiiii

by Mr.cash money March 8, 2019

Umpelkarumpel

Umpelkarumpel is that guy from Jameskii

Person 1: hey do you know Umpelkarumpel?
Person 2: No, who is that
Person 1: He's that guy from Jameskii

by Highom March 22, 2019