1.A certain person more than likely female that is idiotic, stupid and likes to make no sense when arguing. Also likes to mumble words that resemble the sounds of a girl talking with a dick in her mouth.
2. Retarded, cunt-like, Cock eating, nigger lover.
2. Retarded, cunt-like, Cock eating, nigger lover.
by The girl master September 25, 2007
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by DonnyL4d January 7, 2007
Get the twatmug. by teemc53 February 24, 2011
Get the twatmug. 1) Term of endearment associated with those you love to hate.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
2) noun
Used in context within a heirarchical notion - a twat at the peak of his twatting career.
3) noun - disease
Able to be spread by physical contact (eg. rubbing up against someone accidentally) but not by sexual intercourse - thus allowing intercourse to take place naturally without hinderance or need for protection.
1)Derk: Why does he have to be such a twat all of the time dood...?
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
Jo: what you have to remember is that his royal twatness cannot stop himself from shaving his scrotum with his teeth...
2) That guy is radiating twatness....
3) Dont let his twatness rub off on you
by kegmar November 3, 2008
Get the twatnessmug. Someone who is a regular user of Twitter. If a message on Twitter is a "Tweet", then it makes sense that we call regular users of Twitter "Twats"
by D3BUG June 24, 2009
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