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Turbo Cider

Turbo Cider is a kind of budget-homebrew, often produced by students and those not old enough to buy their own booze. The main motive for producing such a beverage is usually just to get pissed on - and thus it is commonly frowned upon by 'proper' homebrewers and cider connoisseurs.

The process of brewing a Turbo Cider is to warm up some apple juice, and add some sugar and brewing yeast. A drinkable alcoholic beverage can be produced within two to three weeks, hence the name "Turbo Cider".
Julian: Man, this cider is proper skanky stuff. It tastes like absolute cack!!
Tarquin: I know, right! It's some turbo cider i did at home... it'll get us wrecked though!
by JizzJizz69 December 18, 2011
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Turbo Hooned

Getting absolutely shit faced on Flugel Shots whilst Skiing in the Alps
by TurboHoonedRiz April 4, 2023
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Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla
“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“
by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020
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turbo touch

A dumb impossible game in which you will fail because its like rugby, but if u get touched ONCE your out. And the people are all around you.
Coach: You have the ball! This is turbo touch, you have to run!
Player: *dies of depression*
by Mr. Kakalaka May 30, 2018
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Turbo Turtle

Someone who is extremely slow, yet known to be ingenious. Refers to how amazing they are, but how they could be stupid also.
"I don't get it....."
"You're such a turbo turtle!"
by Bekah Lindow March 21, 2009
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Turbo Juice

A drink only found at Handle Bar Hanks in Welland, On. Mixed liquor and Old Vienna that is sure to play mind games with you.
Went to Hanks last night and got a Turbo Juice. I wont be in to work for a week.
by Handlebar spanks June 22, 2017
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turbo retard

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".
1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.
by dick_daddy February 17, 2021
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