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I could put a fist through that

A phrase used to agree with someone, say something is cool, or say a girl is attractive.
Hey dude wanna go boarding this weekend?

Reply: Yea I could put a fist through that.

Bro what do you think of the girl in the booth behind me.
Reply: Yea the blond one I could put a fist through that.
by endlessrunnershigh February 1, 2010
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Internet Tough Guy

Somebody who frequents internet message boards and chat rooms and tries to project an image of being a badass. Typical internet tough guy behavior may include:

- Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
- Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
- Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
- May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
- Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.

Most internet tough guys are liars, and are actually angry, socially-awkward young males who use the internet as a place to act tough because they can't pull it off in real life.
Examples of comments an internet tough guy might make:

"If I knew where you lived in real life, I'd kick your ass for saying that."

"The other night I beat the shit out of some dude who dissed my Harley. I then took his girlfriend (who happens to be a Victoria's Secret model) back to my place and shagged her until the sun came up."
by You Can't Kill the Metal August 7, 2006
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tougher than a $2 steak

old school way of describing the neighborhood badass, or any badass mother fucker, for that matter.
Hollis: yo man! Omar don't back down from no one.

Antoine: Dude, he's tougher than a $2 steak!
by theboo28 April 25, 2011
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though

Short for "although". One of the "great eight" filler words. Only approximately 0.1‰ (1 out of 10 000) know how to use the word properly.
Bob: "Missy Crotchrot is such an overall perfect woman!"
Melvin: "Yeah, but what about that butt, though."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021
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I thought you were American

An iconic line from an iconic vine. Takes people back to the days of vine with this joke. If anyone ever come out to you as lesbian or bisexual or something, this is the perfect line to say if you don’t know what to say.
Jenna: Hey I’m lesbian,
Jimmy: I thought you were American??
by ☆Gator_Golf☆ February 10, 2022
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through the looking glass

Similar to the twilight zone, where nothing is quite what it seems. In Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass book, it can mean clocks that work backwards or "... a poor sort of memory that only works backwards."
Through the looking glass, nothing is what it seems.
by xxyyxx! September 30, 2013
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thoughtful

The boy was thoughtful for holding the door open for an old lady.
by wassup98 June 30, 2011
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