traveling salesman

An act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. Whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. He then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. The lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.

I went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.

by B Gunn April 13, 2005

JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES

Someone who is very good at doing a variety of useful things.

Justin and Sean would be the JACKS-OF-ALL-TRADES up in hurr.

by Joshiro007 February 24, 2003

Traces Of Aces

A clan in Territory War Online.. The best clan in the game. It was started by Espn, Twinfan and Pitts on December 21st 2008..

Dude i just joined traces of aces the best clan in the games. Apparently they own SNM

by TheLastManStanding95 January 14, 2010

traveller

The term used to describe an erection that develops whilst on public transport (e.g. bus, train).

A hot brunette hopped on my bus so I had to ride out the trip with a traveller.

by cactoid March 1, 2005

time traveller

Someone who dresses from a completely different era.

If you spot a man sporting a mullet, Gargoyle sunglasses and fluorescent-splattered muscle pants, you may have found someone who has time traveled from 1987. Approach with caution.

by swank5 October 26, 2004

Eurasian Traveler

A Eurasian Traveler is when you take a shit in a girl/woman’s purse.

It is most likely a revenge or prank. It is usually on a woman who carries a large or oversized purse. It could also be in any type of bag carried by a male or female.

Originated from the movie Borat (who is Eurasian), where he shits in a bag and presents it to a group of people.

Joe: I bought that girl drinks all night, and she was all "come home with me," so I did, and then she didn't want to hook up. She just wanted to snuggle.

Steve: Damm, that sucks man.

Joe: It's ok. She looked better with the beer goggles on anyhow. Before I left I dropped a Eurasian Traveler in her purse. Probably won't be hearing from her again.

Steve: Ouch, she'll probably reach in there for her wallet and get a nasty surprise.

Joe: Definitely have to wash your hands after you meet the Eurasian Traveler.

by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007

time travel facebag

A bag put over one's face to travel through time at the speed of regular time.

"Dude, I put a time travel facebag on yesterday and when I took it off it was today!"

by CheshireBeagle December 24, 2007