Tuscaloosa Tooter Boot

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

"Hey Dave! How'd it go with the girl from the bar last night?"

"Not so good, Brian. She Tuscaloosa Tooter Booted me."

"Damn, we both must have been drunk. That was Shelly?"

"'Fraid so."

by Dave TTB September 6, 2013

Saddy tooter

Someone who is messed up the mood.

Dam girl your such a fuckin saddy tooter

by Omg 37483883 October 13, 2015

Timmy Tooter

An inside out rolled joint, filled with both hash and weed (marijuana) and containing at least 0.75 grams of weed, may be called a Timmy Tooter joint.

Damn dude, that's a nicely rolled Timmy Tooter joint.

I've put a gram of weed in just one joint, a true Timmy Tooter right here.

Smoke the Timmy Tooter, you'll get stoned in no time!

by SparXerBullet April 22, 2017

scooter tooter

another way of saying go away or move

someone: *just keeps talking*
me: you are so annoying, scooter tooter!

by c0uchp0tat0 June 22, 2021

Dirty Tomer

Badass guitarist, sexy short mf. He’s so hot and dirty that even Itai bulbul will date him. Plays the guitar perfectly like a fuckboy, and is very popular with the girls. Always knows how to djent.

Have you seen that Dirty Tomer? He must get all the ladies!

by Mooncakequeen November 21, 2021

whistling tooter

When said person passes gas, but it comes out sloppy, loosley and extra windy. Said fart smells like semen.

It was supposed to be an SBD but instead it came out a whistling tooter. Am I gay?

by Marlinbrando69 January 13, 2022

Active tooter drill

Having the feeling of an immenent defacation, rushing to the toilet, and only releasing massive amounts of bowel gasses

I thought the toilet would look like a colostomy bag poored into it, but I only had an active tooter drill.

by Cablub February 5, 2022