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Link Tease

A link tease is someone who tells you about a Web link you'd be interested in, but doesn't send you the link.
Mike's a link tease. He told Ryan about a YouTube video teaching a revolutionary new style of chicken wing eating, but never instant messaged Ryan the link.
by Joisey Mike May 25, 2010
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Sausage Link

Pretty much a conga line of butt-sex that occur during orgies. More often than not forms into a complete circle so that everyone is being penetrated while also penetrating. If the participants cannot maintain a good and steady rhythm then the link often breaks resulting in much frustration. Only applies to gay men as strap-ons are never colloquially referred to as "sausages" therefore negating women of any sexuality from this specific definition.
1. I got home last night to find my roommate orchestrating a sausage link in our living room.
2. My friend's girlfriend went back to the party to grab her bottle of gin, only to discover that a sausage link had formed upon her initial departure.
by MaverickAMO September 8, 2016
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link war

The emailing or posting of internet links to others with the purpose of supporting one side of a heated argument.
Joe writes his friend, "At xyz.com/mystudyisbetterthanyours, you can see how my point has been proven and many cases show clear cause and effect."
Mary responds to Joe and begins a link war by writing back, "More thorough research done by abc.net at abc.net/ha_ourstudyhadabiggersamplesize shows that the research in the xyz.link study has been proven to be causally insignificant."
by mprest November 28, 2009
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lilly link

An internet link that is likely to cause mental disemberment.
"That's a lilly link, i'd better make sure my parents are out"
by TurboCrotch!! February 1, 2008
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side link

Male or female who's on the side not considered as the main gf or bf. Only used for sex and brain and bow cat
Javan oi fam what happend to your side link

Jayden she ain't on seeing me still
by Mad Lucas 1 January 5, 2016
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Link race

A link race is an event held when a topic is mentionned by at least two parties without exact knowledge of the topic.
When the link race is declared, both participants must race the Internet to find the single most relevant link in the shortest time possible.
-You know that book about superheroes?
-Marvel Encyclopedia?
-I'm not sure....
-Link Race!
by carignan.boy October 7, 2009
mugGet the Link racemug.

Link Mad

The state of mind while Link Surfing or Link Diving. This usually lasts a few hours and often happens while procrastinating or bored.
I was supposed to be writing a paper about slavery, but I went link mad and realized that, after 3 hours of surfing, I had learned more about sharks, sub-atomic particles, and the history of porn than I had about slavery.
by Lucas P. December 16, 2008
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