Beef Ramen

You and your partner are in the bathtub together; One person has diarrhea in the water and the other performs fellatio while drinking the water.

Hey dad, I’m hungry! Why don’t you eat a beef ramen. I can’t! You and mom had the last one.

by Mrcraycray July 10, 2019

Berta beef

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.

Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.

by darkwebz August 09, 2019

brown the beef

anal sex

"I got Angie drunk and she let me brown the beef last night"

by Mr Shitstone August 17, 2011

internet beef

internet beef is where one starts a fight online over the internet which cause's people to throw back stuipid comments at eachother knowing that they are small and can't fight for shit.

internet beef on face book

" OMG nick took me to the cinema what a boy! "
Jacky " haha he is a boner "

ray " fuck you Jacky i can smash your face in "
jacky not before i will smash your's in cunt "

ray " meet me at the park 1:00 pm a fight cunt "

the next day the fight dose not happen

by hamelt November 26, 2013

Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?

by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011

beef canary

The person in a friend group that eats questionable food(such as foreign beef) first, while the other friends wait to see if the food is safe to eat.

Rob's a total beef canary for eating the lamb from that buffet. He's been on the shitter for hours.

by Mufasaofdoom February 09, 2017

Beef Roll

(n) Urban term used to describe flatulence. Often related to the hot, steemy, often stinky passing of gas.

Hey Adele! You might want to check your shorts on that sweet beef roll.

by Tyler & Matt October 25, 2005