titties for tacos

An agreement made between a fast food employee and a really drunk female or females to show ones titties in exchange for free tacos. This type of exchange usually occurs late at night in the Taco Bell drive-thru with extremely inebriated participants who have the drunk munchies.

Taco Bell employee: "Welcome to Taco Bell, can I take your order?"
Driver: "Titties for tacos! Got a hot chick in here willing to show her titties for some free tacos!"
Taco Bell employee: "Um... Go ahead and place your order."

by tino_grrl January 11, 2011

how old dem titties

Phrase used when enquiring wether a female with large breasts is underage

Hey Bill, how old dem titties?

by NGage July 23, 2008

calm your titties

A phrase used similarly to "take a chill pill"

Nico, calm your titties. You're making me angry.

by thehumandictionary1234 February 11, 2014

SKIM MILK TITTIES

Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.

We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.

by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006

Surprise Titties

When in a public or non-intimate setting a female's breast accidentally becomes exposed.

We were getting some pizza after the club and as we were leaving the shop we saw some surprise titties.

by zoombie14 July 23, 2009

Waistband titties

Female breasts that hang to a woman's waist

Matt: Ay yo Tim that bitch is hottttttttt
Tim: I can already see her waistband titties swingin' from here, dude.

by goodiegoodgoodnesss June 28, 2010

Fish titties

When a females boobs look like man boobs but on a women.

Was Nicole's tiptoes nice? Na dude she had some fish titties.

by J-dog97 January 7, 2017