Justin timber lake

Hot guy with a fat ass

I wanna date Justin timber lake

by TSSGP June 10, 2018

Minnesota Timberwolf

During the heat of intercourse, you rip off your partners limb. You then proceed to masturbate with the severed limb.

I thought we were really having a banging time, until she Minnesota Timberwolf’d my left arm. Fuck.

by Muck Pentagram March 9, 2021

timber

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.

DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by yosdk August 9, 2005

timber

slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.

"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"

Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber

by ermatty January 9, 2009

Timberline High School, Boise, ID

Easily the coolest school in Boise for the stylistically enabled. And this doesn't mean MLA format. If you like to wear the label, and not the design, you are welcome here. In addition, the majority of school-goers are upper middle class, so you can always find a friend with more good things than you could ever have.

Timberline High School is also the only school in Boise not noted as "needs school improvement," probably because there aren't enough students going to school everyday to take an accurate statistic.

That Timberline High School, Boise, ID is so more elitist-est than every other school in Boise, ID.

by GBN December 15, 2008

Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian

John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu

by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021

Timber Nigger

The term was coined by A L and a friend of mine we started it jokingly with a native american friend of ours, was never intended to be used hatefully we love our native American friends from green bay wisconsin, those timber nuggets are some of the best people you will ever meet, loyal ,kind, and funny, you can use the term in a bad way but you might get yourself scalped, thanks A L

Those timber Niggers make great friends.

by Windtalker & burlly January 23, 2022