I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

When someone is too mad so he is gonna kill you IDIOT

I´m tired of playing with you, today you´re gonna die.

by anonymous January 9, 2022

Today

Today is a day that is allyaws there... today is today, as it was a year or decade ago! Yestersay was also today, and even tomorow will be named... TODAY!

I went out yesterday (when it was today) and came home earlly in the morning -today ofcourse!

by AIR-Zig January 28, 2008

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

Tidy

The best, sweet, sexy, cool, hot. Used in Australia as the 'new' cool.

That guy is so tidy.

by MissAlisha July 16, 2005

Today is cancelled

When your just over today and you want the next day to come

I have been having a bad day so tmrw needs to come fast because today is cancelled.

by RelatableTeen March 6, 2018

Today

Today is the day that you man/woman up and tell your crush you like them. You are a beautiful person and if they don't like you it's their loss go out there and shoot your shot because if you don't try you'll never know 🥰🥰

I'm gonna tell Sam that I like him TODAY

by Silent.treatment.overdose October 23, 2019

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

I don’t know why. But I really think the new music that’s being released today sucks ass. I have a very big discography and I’m always listening to good music especially around the late 1970s and early 1980s era. I wasn’t even born then. But I always have a lack of music that’s been released in the 2000s. Especially the 2010s and 2020s. Music these days is so bad it’s absurd. I thought music was horrible back in 2004, but it ain’t nearly as shitty as today’s honk of shit. Music from 2004 actually sounds good in comparison to what they’re playing today. And I was only 13 back then. It’s a disgrace, I honestly think the new music dumbs you down, I can feel my IQ dropping when I listen to it...

Probably had something to do with Bill Clinton signing something in 1996 or something. That allowed radio stations in America to buy as much stations in a market that they could, so all the big corporations bought out all the media and destroyed the music industry. Anything that’s been released since 1996 basically has been crappier than the music that came before, if you ask me.

Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 17, 2020