The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
Dude 2 "Tequila"
by Zahang August 20, 2013

someone who is trying to use whit to make someone laugh but is being a fool instead and makes them laugh becasue of their foolishness
by urban-nump June 9, 2018

During the course of a performance of a Brother Blumpkin, the guy on the receiving end of the blumpkin drops two turds seconds apart creating a plop plop sound when hitting the water in the toilet and then blows his load into the mouth of the other guy performing the blumpkin who in turn blows his load all over himself thus the sequence of plop plop jizz jizz.
Joe was giving John a Brother Blumpkin. When John's feces hit the toilet water, a Plop Plop Jizz Jizz occurred.
by HANDLEWHAT February 19, 2025

When you unplug a well-lubed butt plug with enough force to hear a “plop!” sound, just like champagne.
by alettopresto July 14, 2023

plops are the second best people on the internet, they are subscribed to plob/gxntheplobcat.
(inspired by reezies. also sub to Courtreezy cause ya)
(inspired by reezies. also sub to Courtreezy cause ya)
by gxntheplobcat October 18, 2023

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005

by quandale dingleson March 16, 2022
