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plop

1. The sound of a turd dropped into the toilet water

2. The sound of a tail plug being yanked out of someone's ass
Yo is that a tail? Sick!

*PLOP*
by DDistrict July 19, 2024
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Ploppings

Ploppings consist of fecal matter left behind anywhere by any creature.
"Does a bear leave its bear ploppings in the woods?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023
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Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
by Zahang August 20, 2013
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Blow Plop

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!
by Phrogman March 18, 2024
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Plop

verb. To sit or lie down in a heavy or careless way.
To fuck.

To take a shit.

To inhale/devour a meal quickly
"Plop er down"= to have sex with
Seaver plopped down on the couch to take a nap after he was finished plopping on some lukewarm Stripes breakfast tacos and ploppin some nuggets on the commode.
by katy lauderdale June 16, 2021
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Plop (adjective)

It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are

“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!

Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:

- Happiness

- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage

Symptoms of being a plop may include:

- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically

Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!

Plop (adjective)

Both curseword and compliment
by MP3R February 18, 2022
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plop it in the trunk

What Amazon wants to do with your packages. Simultaneously, an awful metaphor for anal.
Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"

Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"
by WarmLeatherette May 30, 2018
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