When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
by Merch™ June 23, 2006
Get the Nob Crustmug. a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
by Tim August 22, 2004
Get the crust punkmug. by mohsus October 15, 2014
Get the crust curtainsmug. To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 14, 2015
Get the pie crustedmug. Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.
Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉
by CoCo75 December 8, 2019
Get the Crust Winkmug. 
The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
by shizniz September 27, 2014
Get the shizam crustmug.