Textalizer

A breathalizer attached to your computer and or cell phone whose sole purpose is to prevent you from sending drunken emails and texts to your Ex!

OH MAN! I was so hammered last night I texted/emailed my ex boyfriend over a hundred times!

DAMN! You gotta get you one of them Textalizers!

by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Textuationship

When you've been texting someone for years and never met. The entire relationship only consist of what can be exchanged via text.

"We exchanged numbers on Jackd, good vibe, but I never met him in person, I guess we're just in a textuationship"

by Ru Thompson August 16, 2017

textuasted

how you feel when you have been texting for a long time to multiple people.

My friends have been blowing up my phone and I am textuasted.

by Donella Buckcity February 28, 2019

Textality

Textality is the direct demeanor one receives or responds constantly. Being via text or messenger. Ones textality shows in the predictive text bar above the keyboard.

"Aight so peep dig... There was a post on facebook using predictive text right, the phones only gonna predict the humans textality and use that! "
"Huh?"
"You be texting that shit allada time, so yo phone know!"
"And that's how textality came to be a word. Plain out my G."

by Godas almighty warlord March 5, 2021

textural coherence

Being aware enough of one’s own environment to apply enough grit and their shit to survive.

He’s got just enough textural coherence to survive this rough environment.

by Survival March 20, 2022

premature textulation

When you receive a text and reply without fully reading the original text

Will you pick me up at the airport? I'm flying in on

Caribbean Air?

One writes back and says "yes, what airport and airlines?"
then goes back to read the initial text and says "oops, I see you put in the airlines, sorry.....premature textulation!"

by Babbling Brook December 2, 2010

Premature Textuation

When you accidently send a text when you are only half way through it or have not completed it.

Someone does not understand the half or partial text you accidently hit send on - you respond.

"Sorry, premature textuation"

by csb1000 September 30, 2011