Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Taste

The act of giving or recieving fellatio or cunnilingus.

Example 1:
I texted my girlfriend that I need to be tasted tonight.

Example 2:
Joe: I need to bang you tonight.

Jill: I can't. Aunt Flow is visiting. But, I can taste you instead.

by Xpert_100 November 6, 2011

Tenten

Not only a popular supporting character in the manga/anime Naruto, but she is also the "Queen of Kinky"

Tenten can summon more than just bo staves and swords. She can also summon leather whips and chains and other "stuff"

by Perfect in every way December 21, 2008

tastes like jesus

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.

Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!

by RoboSpy March 24, 2004

i just wanna taste it

tastes like strawberries

'i just wanna taste it' a lyric of the song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles in this song he helps you improve your skills of pussy eating.

if you're trying to impress your girl, go buy this song on itunes and try listening to it 3 times a day and you'll be an expert in pussy eating in no time

i just wanna taste it, watermelon sugar high

by XbytheriverX August 6, 2020

Tastes Like Chicken

The yummy juicy flavor of a woman's pussy

Jake : Mmmmm! La! La! La! Mmmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh!
Jake: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Oh La! La!
Kiersten : Ohh you like that baby don't you? You like my pussy? Don't You? Don't You?
Jake : Mmmmmm! Tastes Like Chicken!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018