Terminal Anxiosis

A real medical disorder that is real that really exists that is real.

Lauren has terminal anxiosis so she can’t pick sawyer up from gymnastics

by i am a real actual doctor April 13, 2022

terminal thin

So thin that if you turn sideways to anyones line of sight, you inevitably... disappear

"Oh god, that kid Dylan Breeze just went all terminal thin on us, I can't see him!"

by Terminal Fat Is Not Real February 13, 2018

Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

by yrgh October 19, 2024

Terminally vibing

When one has stopped vibing yet can’t leave the vibin position

I can’t get up I’m terminally vibing

by Phoenix5657 March 28, 2020

Groove Terminator

A long, drawn-out story which has an anticlimatic or uninteresting ending. Usually ends with the words "but then i didn't end up doing it/going/etc."

Man, that guy just told the biggest Groove Terminator.

by mullins1210 March 16, 2012

terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!

john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

Terminal Career Agitation

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.

My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.

by burnsing April 10, 2024