An online consortium of knowledge-filled Geeks with plenty of knowledge in Microsoft Products, who pay $1337 a year to subscribe.
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Fred: *hands Tedd the password to the company TechNet subscription* "KGO!"
Fred: *hands Tedd the password to the company TechNet subscription* "KGO!"
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The invisible mind inducing drug emitted by wireless media devices turning society into neo-net-surfing-zombies.
Harold has succumbed to techamphetamine addiction and can no longer function in reality. He lost his connection and went into a coma.
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Get the techmage mug.The unwanted pontification from an individual who believes he/she has superior technical knowledge than all others around said person and who continuously and relentlessly tries to impress upon others just how wonderful and smart they are.
Rex the IT Tech brags to everyone who will listen and shows his technical testosterone and proving once again he is an arrogant jerk.
by RaymondKing June 10, 2011
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I figured out how to install editing software on the computer, and was actually able to import video to it and use it for it's intended purpose! It was an utter sense of technelation. In days past, it would be the equivalent of not knowing how to use your VCR, but soemhow getting it to stop flashing 12:00, and getting your favorite show to record.
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Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.
Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.
John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."
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