the teflon don

The best organized crime criminal and member of the Gambino Family (John Gotti)

by Pimpster June 24, 2003

Tebowing

A sexual position used frequently in gay male pornography where the recipient kneels on one knee while placing the opposite foot forward in order to allow a better camera view of the penetration. The position is sometimes used (although infrequently) in heterosexual pornography.

During the filming of Leo and Lance, director William Higgins often requested tebowing by star Leo Ford in order to capture the money shot.

by denisclaire December 19, 2011

Tebow

Girl kneels blowing a guy with fingers up his rear while he says "Thank you Jesus." He then baptizes her in his angelic offering of life "seamen to the forehead."

This Sunday my girl gave me a Tebow while watching the game. It was a true blessing.

by LuckyAZ December 31, 2011

Tebow 3:16

The most recently added section of the bible accepted universally that states Timothy Richard Tebow is the second coming of the Mesiah.

Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers.

Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud

Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.

by JohnElwaylovesTimTebow January 21, 2012

Tebo

Tebo is a fun loving guy with a big ass dick generally black,gets pussy from girls. he loves his haters and one day will become famous.

Tebo get so much pussy i wish i was him!!!

by sweeterthansugar1992 February 9, 2017

Tabloid Statistics

These are statistics, usually quoted during morning breakfast radio, current affairs shows and by people butting into your conversation, have no real basis and are note scientific by any stretch of the word.

Usually, these statistics are versions of real statistics, with only the most inflammatory parts cherry-picked out of the real statistics to create a sensationalist response from those that hear it.

Woman: "Did you hear on the radio this morning, 87% of housework is done by women; you men are so lazy!"
Man: "O.K., so did it include around the house jobs like cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, gardening, car maintenance and opening pickle jars for you women?! That's just hocus-pocus and tabloid statistics!"
Woman: "No, why? Is all that important?!"
Man: *head explodes*

by The Urban Psychologist April 12, 2010

Tebowism

n. the repeated use of God's help in order to come back and win in the fourth quarter of a game

Tim Tebow is a worshiper of Tebowism.

by tebowisjesus January 21, 2012