tattoo

The only real reasons to have one of these are: you are/were in prison, you are/were in a real criminal syndicate/group, you live with an island tribe, you are/were a sailor, you are/were in an army, you are/were in a concentration camp.
Why most people get tattoos: it looks cool, it looks "pretty", to "express themselves", mid-life crisis, intoxication, to piss of their parents, to not "conform" to society, to be gangsta posers, or because of general whiny-bitch teenage angst.

Most females aged 14-25 get a tattoo of butterflies, flowers, cartoon characters,pixies/fairies with a tribal design on their lower back/pelvic area. Basically means they like to get penetrated. Most males aged 14-40 get tribal armbands, crosses, asian writing, cartoon characters, religious figures, cards/dice, skulls.

by cerealtitties December 28, 2005

tattoo mullet

Tattoos that cover only the bcak of a person's body. The front of their body is free of tattoos. Business in the front, party in the bcak.

Look at that guy's tattoo mullet! It's crazy

by rcokstarrydr February 27, 2010

Tattoo Wasted

The act of getting a really nice tattoo or having a really nice tattoo

I wanna get tattoo wasted" or "that tattoo is fucking wasted" and "he/she is tattoo wasted

by Zoot Ink July 7, 2010

Tom-tation

The incredible, uncontrollable temptation one has for Tom DeLonge.

Jenna, I seriously cannot control my Tom-tation.

by Hoenoodle February 28, 2008

slutline tattoo

a tattoo right above a girls ass crack

"Look at that girls slutline tattoo!!"

by mrawesomeness August 22, 2008

Iowa hardcore tattoo

When a hardcore person from Iowa tattoos the shape of the state on them. Generally their area code is somewhere inside.

I know how to two-step and I'm from Cedar Rapids. Look at my Iowa hardcore tattoo.

by xPHILLIPMORRISx December 14, 2010

Pussy tattoo

Where a woman has a tattoo on her pussy to make cit more beautiful.

Kathy's got a pussy tattoo.

by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009