heavy traffic 

Too many girls with big butts in the area.

OH YEAH LOOK AT THIS HEAVY TRAFFIC BOI

heavy traffic by I'm-a-jew-42 February 18, 2017

Air Traffic Control

Quite possibly the most important job in ensuring safety across the world. Making sure dumb ass pilots do not hit each other and making sure that passnengers can arrive on time regardless of what the pilots try to do to mess it up.

Wow, thanks to my great air traffic control skill, I helped 10,000 people take off and land safely and on time today.

Air Traffic Control by dash123 March 26, 2005

Inverted Traffic Cones 

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

Inverted Traffic Cones by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

Controlling Traffic 

Falling asleep on the job

The party last night was awesome, but today the boss caught me controlling traffic.

Controlling Traffic by Flash c May 11, 2011

Rural Traffic Jam 

1. A line of about 8 cars following a slow-moving piece of farm equipment, like a tractor, which is using the road.

2. Often referred to by locals as "traffuck."

Jeff: "Sorry I'm late for my appointment, doctor, but I got caught in a rural traffic jam."

Rural Traffic Jam by Kalisiin November 6, 2011

purple traffic cone

Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety

Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.

purple traffic cone by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015

stop traffic 

On point with your outer wear.

Those shoes are stop traffic.

stop traffic by Mike easy 123 July 1, 2016