A sexual act where a Asian woman pours sand or another gritty material on a man's ass crack and then proceeds to sodomize him with a strap-on dildo, slapping and scratching him on the back. Origin: Conan's second TBS show.
Dude 1: Why you walking so funny?
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
Dude 2: Oh man, had a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.
Dude 1: Alright! (high fives)
by roll here eggo November 10, 2010
An Ancient Japanese Tradition:
When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.
When having intercourse on the beach, coating your penis in a thick layer of sand and thrusting into either the vaginal canal or anus until the sand rubs off. When the vagina and/or anus are full, the woman either farts or queefs out the sand creating a dusty discharge. The partners then strike a gong and bow in respect.
In his many stories from the South Pacific, my grandfather recalls partaking in the rich tradition of the Tokyo Sandblaster with several malnourished prostitutes.
by Tomlor November 10, 2010
The largest airsoft company I know of, based in japan. They manufacture 90% of the crappy guns I play with and against. They are pioneers in the development of the Automatic Electric Gun (AEG) with their 1990 release of the m16a1/2, fa-mas, mp5 series and g3's. They are incredibly common in airsoft because of their development of hicap mags carrying hundreds of rounds. They sacrifice duribility, fps, and rpms for the ability to use these hicap mags, and use batteries instead of gas. they are approximately 20 dollars cheaper than a used classic gun, but their upgrades cost much more. They also manufacture some gas pistols and spring guns which are obselete before you buy them as pistols have an accurate range of 12 feet in airsoft.
Guy: You shouldn't make a tm p90 go up to 1000 rpm, your gonna burn out your gear box, ha ha!
Me: For the last fucking time I have Toy Tec p-90 and it runs on co2!!!! There are no gears!!!!
Me: For the last fucking time I have Toy Tec p-90 and it runs on co2!!!! There are no gears!!!!
by Robert Sturtzen May 10, 2005
When a Japanese woman sits on the beach and accumulates sand in her vagina then expels it with one mighty queef.
Despite his desire to give oral sex on the beach that day, the sand caught in his eye from his lover's Tokyo Sandblaster left him completely flaccid.
by Spear Chuckin Mcgluckin November 19, 2010
When you crap into your hand and blow it into your partners face. The stench and the crap will cause your partner to squint. Thus causing the Japanese effect.
Conan got really turned on because of all the crap dripping from his mouth. Jill had given him a Tokyo Sandblaster.
by D-Gro! November 11, 2010
A sexual act.
The male fucks the female so hard than when he pulls out his penis, the blood comes spurting out of her vagina.
The male fucks the female so hard than when he pulls out his penis, the blood comes spurting out of her vagina.
by KRHimself May 08, 2004
A common checkers move where one moves their piece in between two of the opponents pieces (which are diagonal) avoiding the jump and sneaking past both.
by qwahil December 21, 2010