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Toaster Knifing

A sexual act where you carefully insert pop its fireworks into a condom you are wearing, so that when you stick you dick in, it causes them to all explode from the pressure against them. Much like the explosion created by jamming a knife into a toaster
Person: “Me and my girlfriend tried toaster knifing last night. It was painful but she says she wants to do it again
by Stupidtiredidiotmoron October 29, 2022
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toaster bitch

when your toaster burns your food
this toaster bitch burnt my strudel!
by megkris April 28, 2009
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Toaster Mage

1.) A Toaster that is also a Mage.
2.) A Mage that has the ability to make Toast without the use of a Toaster or Toaster Oven
3.) A Pieism priest.
4.) a Communist (In name only ... not in practice)
5.) A very random person who does NOT own a Toaster
6.) A lazy bastard.
7.) A person named "Blah Blahson"
8.) An amalgamation of any of the seven previous definitions, or all of them, or none of them, or ... just ... o.o ... PIE!!
There is good, there is evil ... There is Communism, and Capitalism ... there is Light and Dark ... there is Up and Down ... somwhere between but not quite in front of or behind it all ... is TOASTER MAGE.
"I are pant"
by Guardian Haukness February 5, 2005
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Toaster Studel Diet

Something you yell at a babes who looks like she's on that toaster studel diet.
Damn babes you be on that toaster studel diet!
by Delicious Dee-Z May 1, 2009
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toaster bird

more commonly known as a "seagull"; derived from the fact that these birds are about the size of a toaster.
look at those toaster birds flying around! they are so beautiful!
by anonymous varsity July 8, 2010
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Toaster boy

Is an addiction with toasters and wants to be one . Loves toasters and wants to be one .
Teacher: what do you want to be when your older

Adam: a toaster

William: toaster boy
by Rusty spoon July 24, 2016
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toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.
"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"
by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016
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