toast race

when multiple men (2 and above) masterbate over a piece of toast, the last one to cum eats the toast.

watch it bitch!! or else I will challange you to a toast race

by D, Sanchez May 21, 2007

Toast her Buns

Toasting her buns is when you are having anal sex and you smack the girls ass until it is blood red, hence the "toasting"

Guy 1: Did you Toast her Buns last night?

Guy 2: Totally!!

Guy 1: Nice! How toasted were they?

Guy 2: EXTRA CRISPY!

by BIG TEEZY12345678910 January 20, 2011

Toast xx

A sniper who says Mhmmmm after every nice shot.

*Noscope*
MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Toasty.
OMG TOAST XX YOURE SO COOL!!!

by CASTORO FB April 5, 2011

Toast Face

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.

"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."

by pandawild February 13, 2014

toast my goats

1. if something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used

2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of kiss my but

1. well Just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!

2. Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!

by goattoaster January 16, 2011

toast mother

Elderly female, offering crusty toast with butter and sweet strawberry jam and chocolate milk so you almost can't stop having breakfast. She puts new sheets on and organizes internet access to make your best time abroad.

Not to be confused with room service.

My british toast mother even served toast as a welcome dinner.

by cinch January 3, 2012

toast monster

Is somebody who scrounges toast from other people.

E.G Lloydibus stole my toast the toast monster!

by anon576 December 2, 2013