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Title Gandalf

A wise marketer that practices the art, science and wizardry of improving titles. A Title Gandalf is more experienced and wiser than a writer or wordsmith which simply strings words together. By seeing the potential of a piece of content, a Title Gandalf will step in to improve upon a title so readers will bite and be let down when they start reading what the wordsmith has strung together.
Writer: Can I get final approval on this content?
Title Gandalf: The text is looking good. But I'm sorry, but that title simply shall not pass.
by BillyDaBot January 25, 2021
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Tilted Hat

When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.
My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.
by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021
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Tilted

Dude, you're totally pulling a Dima right now, chill!

Dima = tilted
by Xalem February 13, 2021
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Title

A title doesn't always tell you much about a person.
Most of the people that held a title of Mr. or Miss Texas, or Oklahoma, or Kansas before him/her actually were from Texas, Kansas, or Oklahoma.
by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021
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Tilted

As apposed to centered or balanced - Tilted is when your anger starts getting the best of you and becomes detrimental to your focus, thereby resulting in underperforming.

The angrier you get, the more tilted you become, resulting in a relative negative impact on performance.

When you are tilted, your basically being nudged off balance(your best game) from anger.
-Yo, why are you so garbage tonight?
-I'm so tilted, this guy keeps drone striking me even if I'm alone in the woods and no where near the objective.
by Gnawl March 25, 2021
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Tilted Towers State of Mind

When you’re just in that elite mindset

Popularised by Tyler
“IM IN THAT TILTED TOWERS STATE OF MIND
by Jakey Christ May 2, 2021
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Tilted triangle

Sometimes called oral daisy chaining, tilted triangle is the three-person version of 69-ing.

For it, all three of you will be lying on your sides, mouths and genitals positioned in such a way that you’re able to give oral while simultaneously receiving it.

All parties need to open their top leg, kind of like a clam shell, to make their junk accessible
Me and two hot chicks made a Tilted triangle last night! Hottest thing I’ve ever done.
by xyoxykfifivyfuxjxjcv July 5, 2021
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