Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!
by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019
Get the Puke tiredmug. A state of being, unprecedented laziness.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
by MotherSally June 28, 2017
Get the Sally tiredmug. When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.
"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."
by titanc_13 June 26, 2017
Get the nap tiredmug. Another way of saying that you need to take a crap.
This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.
This definition was inspired by a real life event where a guy sat on a toilet and called a tire shop while taking a crap.
by Winks99 May 4, 2019
Get the Buying Tiresmug. A form of a foot fetish where you lick whiskey off your partners feet. Any whiskey will do but the whiskey of choice for proper practitioners is barrel aged bourbon.
Hey gorgeous, I got this new bottle of Pappy how about you take you shoes off and let me get some spicy tires.
by ShiftyGargoyle February 18, 2023
Get the Spicy Tiresmug. by EMSP420 June 13, 2019
Get the Tired drunkmug. Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.
My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.
by KTeacherK June 15, 2021
Get the Stretched Tiresmug.