mung witch

A GIRL WHO:
1. "claims" you and ruins your game
2. dates yor friend and changes him
3. fucks with your head
4. pussy whips your friend
5. fucks you over
- an overall annoying female being

*can be used as a noun or an adjective

CREDIT: newport harbor football team

"Get over your stupid mung witch girlfriend"

by santa maria9595 November 23, 2007

tit witch

a female who is a real twat ,
a cow bag,
douche bag,
biatch.!!!!
snake with tits..

my wife is a tit witch,,,"she knows who she is"!!

by bombastical February 3, 2010

witch vagina

A vagina that steals condoms from penises.

This witch vagina of mine is going to get me knocked up.

by Kiegelcisor December 4, 2009

Witch Hunt

A search for something that isn’t real, or proven to be real.

Searching for something that will never be found because it does not exist.

Originally used in midieval times to search for people who were thought to be witches. “We’re going on a ‘witch hunt’”... But since we now know that witches are not real the term has evolved to mean to search for something not real.

by rsm October 15, 2020

season of the witch

After discovering many mishaps over a period of time, you realize your once thought friend is really a back stabbing witch.

Can you believe she started talking to him after I told her I liked him?

--Must be the season of the witch.

by 12092oc March 1, 2011

Glare Witch

A name used to describe someone who is lackin hair on one or more parts of the head.

"Did you see that par 3 golf course on the back of Donald's head?" "I would've if I could get passed the glare. He's the Glare Witch!"

by Boo Bare December 25, 2007

The Witch's Cauldron

When a woman expels air from her vagina with such force that bubbles are produced in and around the entrance.

"Mate, I was giving head to this girl after doing her from behind only to be greeted with a witch's cauldron."

"Man, this girl queefed so loudly, I bet she produced the witch's cauldron."

"I would love to add some milk of man to HER witch's cauldron."

by beefdiaries March 5, 2014