Squidward

When a man drapes his penis over a person's nose with their balls resting in the persons eye sockets; giving the illusion of a "Squidward nose"

I was with this chick last night and I did the squidward on her face!

by B0d0zer June 8, 2018

Squidward

When the male tucks his balls and penis between their legs having it stick out from the back to receive oral stimulation (ie sucking his dick from the back) as it resembles the Spongebob character Squidward’s eyes and nose.

“She gave me that squidward last night bro”

by Havoc.angel42 July 17, 2021

Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get

Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome

by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023

Nazi Squidward

Stephen Miller, ghoulish, lizard looking fascist twatwaffle who works for President Trump. Lopks just lie the Squidward charater from "Spongebob Squarepants." Acts just like a cruel, vicious Nazi toward many urban people. Foments hatred as a profession. He authors the behind the scenes papers that led to children being held in cages, separated from parents in first Trump term. In the second Trump term he has written the policy papers which led to migrants who are of Hispanic origin sent to El Salvador without notice, hearings, or any of the usual American legal protections.

Nazi Squidward just deported my Abuela! She came here LEGALLY!!

by PervasiPervasive DvPervasive D May 5, 2025

Squidwarding

When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.

"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".

by Not Steven Seagal June 5, 2018