reptilelegitfan's definitions

Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

Pozz

A term used in the LGBT+ hook-up community to describe somebody who is HIV positive or positive and undetectable.

Me: "Hey, you clean?"
Pozz: "I'm pozz."
Me: "That's alright, I'm on PrEP."

by reptilelegitfan November 24, 2022