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Russian Optimism

(noun) The act of finding the (barely) upside in a terrible situation. Usually used in a oxymoron type of way.
"Did you know that Detroit has twice the murder rate of Iraq?" asked Ben. "Here's the bright side, this means that Iraq, is halfway to democracy. This also means that if you live in Detroit, join the U.S. Army and get deployed to Iraq, your chances for survival just doubled. That's Russian Optimism."
by beeenjammin December 30, 2014
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Russian Ship

Snake Island - I'm a Russian warship
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Chadkrainians: Russian Ship, go fuck yourself
by bigboipete February 28, 2022
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Jolly Russian

Barkeep, one Jolly Russian Please!
by crumbones July 16, 2016
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Russian tiller

When your sister is so hairy, you feel obligated to defend her honor by getting drunk on vodka and giving reverse handjobs to your friends. Its mostly awkward because of the direct eye contact.
Kori's beaver went clear up to her nipples, so Ryan was happy to give us all Russian tillers down by the train bridge.
by Incarsr8 April 10, 2020
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Russian Fishing

Using explosives to fish.

Also used in video games ie dropping c4 on someone from a roof etc....
" I love Russian fishing in BF4, they never see it comin' "
by MacDaddyTheo July 3, 2014
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russian choker

When you cum down yo girl's throat then wrap your penis around her neck
Bro I couldn't think of any other way to get out of sex I had to use a Russian choker
by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021
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Russian Towelette

When you go to take a shower and forget to grab a towel and have to use the hand towel to risk being seen naked.
Husband: Son be careful im playing Russian Towelette.
Son: Ewww Dad. Dont forget a towel next time.
by C/Cpt. MSG! March 16, 2011
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