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light surgeon

Person who claims to cure the sick and change the world through light based slide show media, but is in fact buried within their own subjective egomania.
You know light surgeon Derek.
"Yeah, stinky mouth"
He always went to sleep with a light bulb under his pillow.
"Oh yeah, he left it connected to the mains, wet his bed and woke up without any body hair, his girlfriend thought he was a Platypus."
by amy centre April 4, 2011
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light the bifta

Oi mate you wanna light the bifta tonight?
by GideonSteam February 12, 2018
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Bisexual Lighting

The use of light pink, purple, and blue lighting in a room or movie scene. The name comes from the colors of the bisexual flag. If in a movie/piece of media, it could signify the character in the scene is bisexual.
Alexander: Yo, check out Penelope's new room set up, she got new LED lights.

Alejandro: The bisexual lighting is on point in there.
by BenniesJets April 29, 2022
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A light switch

A dead meme created by Jacksfilms and his audience from the 54th episode of a popular series called YIAY the question was "What turns you off?" And most of the comments said "A light switch"
"What turns you off?"
"A light switch"
"That's finna woke"
by Dona_atropia September 11, 2018
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track lighting

annoying shit you don't want to do and is fairly unnecessary
also less important necessary tasks you complete in order to avoid actually important work
"that anti-hazing training is such track lighting"

"yeah dude filling out all these forms is absolute track lighting"
by tharane September 14, 2021
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money light

The check engine light on a vehicle. It is referred to as a money light since a vehicle with this light illuminated will not pass state inspection until the problem causing the light is fixed; naturally costing the vehicle owner money.
I just spent $300 at the mechanic but that damn money light is still on!
by Kontrolfreak September 20, 2018
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Ultraviolet light

Sun rays or artifical light that gives you skin cancer. Offten Found in tanning beds.
Person 1: "Whats that lumpy rash on your face?"
Person 2: "Oh nothing, i just got back from the ER, They said i have skin cancer from over exposure to ultraviolet light."
by MelanieRawrz January 11, 2010
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