talentless

Me.

I'm talentless. I'm not worth anything. Someone shoot me.

by D-san August 18, 2003

old wives tale

See old wise tale...

Bobby's Grandma: "Put on your coat or you'll catch pneumonia"
Little Bobby: "Nah ah Grandma. That's an old wives tale. Pneumonia is caused by bacteria."

by enzoblinx July 20, 2006

A Tale of Two Cities

A very long book by Charles Dickens. Forcibly read to many High Schoolers, who often use Cliff's Notes.
This book is one of the best books I've read, but it's hard to read if you're not used to Dickens...

I read a Tale of Two Cities and I really enjoyed it.

by Goddess Mallory April 3, 2009

talei

1) Precious

2) see cocktease

3) Act of giving it up (to lay)

3) Who gets Talei tonight?

by mario420 July 27, 2006

Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland

Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro

by c1sok1d July 11, 2010

Taleb

Good looking dude. He very good at basketball. He is a leader and a champion. A lot of girls like his handsome face and his sense of humor. He’s very smart and he is a family guy.

Taleb is a champion.

by Taleb the king June 17, 2019

Billy Talent

An absolutely frickin' AMAZING Canadian band, wrote brilliant songs such as Fallen Leaves, Burn the Evidence, Lies, The River Below, Nothing to Lose and the awesome 'Pins and Needles', to name but a few. They rock my socks! Seriously, they are amazing.

'Never understood how she could,
Mean so little to so many
Why does she mean everything to me?

Is it worth the pain, with no one to blame?
For all of my insecurities
How did I ever let you go?'

(Billy Talent, Pins and Needles)

by I <3 music whooooooo (Charlotte) April 15, 2007