swampdonkey

Sombody who looks like they have been hit by a bus. They Never take showers, and wear too much perfume to cover up their stench.

Damnit, that swampdonkey was checking me out.

by mohommed G hod November 8, 2006

swampdonkey

A girl that has just gotten a train run on her.
Think about it, swamps are disgusting and full of nastiness and everyone can ride on a donkey.

Courtesy of the boys down at UNC-G

After last night, they gave her the nickname of swampdonkey, a hilarious twist to a sad story.

by Yolax January 11, 2008

Swampdonkey

an extreamly discusting person

Jamal: Wow, look at that swampdonkey

Dante: Ew! fuckin donks.

Jamal: Yeah, wouldn't touch her with a 15 foot pole..

by Tha Buizness. August 24, 2009

donkey stamp

When your dick gets so hard, it becomes as big as a donkey cock. Then you hit a bitch in the face with it.

Hey Peter. Massey is going to give you a donkey stamp if you piss him off

by petermasseylove69 November 18, 2014

Swampdonkey

Descriptive for less than average looking bird when out on the pull.

Oh Dear look at the state of her! She's a right "Swampdonkey"

by Ian Thomas October 9, 2003

swampdonkey

someone who is seriously ugly and needs urgent plastic surgery if dey r gonna gat anywhere in life without people sayin "urrgh u r a minger/swampdonkey"

Sienna is a swampdonkey and chesseburger is one too.

by SAZNGRACE July 19, 2006

Swampdonkey

Typically means you have done the swampdonkey skateboard trick flawlessly. Often the person doing it is a very handsome man named Mike. If you have achieved this spectacular trick you will be crowned Swampdonkey!!

Whoa! That trick is impossible...its the Swampdonkey

by huggandkiss February 3, 2010