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turkish surprise

When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.
Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise

Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag

Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?

Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise
by Surprise Surprise July 28, 2014
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the sunrise surprise

when a man has morning wood, he wakes up his girl and shoves his cock in her mouth when she yawns.
I had some crazy morning wood the other day, so I decided to give my girlfriend the sunrise surprise.
by chapmasterflex27 March 19, 2010
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Chunky Surprise

When a girl is giving a blow job and she chokes on the dick and pukes all over the dick. The guy must make the girl suck it off his dick and eat her puke.
This whore last night was all over my dick and next thing i know that bitch gave me a chunky surprise. she licked all the shit off like it was her job.
by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010
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turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound
last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise
by skinrm250 May 13, 2005
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Flower Surprise

A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.
"The other day I totally flower surprised this girl"
"Did she dig it?"
"Well she was surprised"
by boyfromnantucketrnix November 24, 2009
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backseat surprise

When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there is a brown surprise awaiting.

This actually has happened to me 2 times, once in my parents car and my Father found it and once in my own car.
My old man could not work out where the poo came from..
Last night i was fucking sally in the back of the car and when I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.

Or Whats that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!

There's poo on the car seat, honey can you check the kids shoes?
by Woody woodPecker August 10, 2012
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Texas Surprise

(N) An accidental crossfire during a sexual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a "gangbang." A man aims his penis in error at the moment of orgasm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. The Texas Surprise is generally most potent when the cumshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.
"After pulling out to finish, John was so enveloped in the heat of his orgasm that he didn't realize he'd given Tim a Texas Surprise!"

"Dude; that guy just gave Ron Jeremy a Texas Surprise! He'll never get work in this town again!"
by Auralius June 5, 2013
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