Suprise buttsecks

The action of suprising someone...
With Buttsecks.
To achieve the perfect "SB" one must carefully position themselves behind the victim, then scream suprise buttsecks.

Ted: Hey Bob I'll give you 5 bucks you suprise buttsecks Ed
Bob: K
*positions*
Bob: SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Ed: OMG

by MDspyro February 18, 2007

White Chocolate Surprise

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.

"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."

by Emmzee March 19, 2008

Rawlins Suprise

Joint with one final tasty, huge bud right at the end to perk you up!

"ahh man i got sooooo stoned the other night"
"ooh right what off of?"
"a rawlins suprise"

by rachellizzie July 18, 2009

coochie surprise

when a guy goes backdoor and the girl is really confused

the conversation during a coochie surprise:

girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."

by Cunt Punter January 31, 2007

facebook surprise

When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.

I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos

by oogens September 16, 2007

suprise butt sex

the best thing you never knew you needed.

Dude, i was chilling and all of sudden SUPRISE BUTT SEX! it was great.

Man it wasnt rape, it was just suprise butt sex, you'll get over it.

by joe scarpati January 2, 2008

surprise abortion

An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.

"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"

by Zeldageek October 9, 2007