Shmag

1. A joint, perhaps mixed with tobacco, depending on personal preference.
2. A blunt.
A synonym would be "Heater."

"Meanwhile, out on the Boardwalk..." -Mike Krukow
"Guy's got a heater goin'." - Duane Kiper
"Yeah! Playin' catch; havin' a shmag..." - Mike Krukow

by dootmoot August 7, 2022

smaginshoting

Pronouced "sna-gin-shot-ing"
A sport which consistists of knitting and throwing a ball made of wool at your worst enemy. (It is rule that your opponent HAS to be your worst enemy)
The first person to knock the other over wins.

Bro that game of smaginshoting was INSANE!
Yeah, that Megalo Chad totally destroyed Harvey Balls!

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

Smaggy Nippies

Saggy nipples on a man.

Yo Xavier, i can see those Smaggy Nippies through your tight shirt.

by Big mike man September 23, 2022

Smagma

A mix of smegma (the cheese-like accumulation of organic debris under the foreskin of the penis, or under the clitoral hood) and hot sauce. Goes great on a cheeseburger.

I decided against showering for a week so I could have enough smagma to dip my chips into.

by AgentColdShadow February 19, 2023

Smaggledorff

A drink made by blending, Milk, Pickles, Oranges (with the skin), apple cores, leaves (any you find in the garden) and toe hair.

Bro1 - "Hey wanna come over! I made Smaggledorff"
Bro2 - "What the f*ck is wrong with you? Dirty b*stard"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

SUAGHFWSSR

"SAP User Assistance - Get Help Fast with Self-Service Resources"

Michele: "Man, I can't wait for this SUAGHFWSSR webcast to finally drop. I hear it's going to be the event of the year!"
Junior: "What's SUAGHFWSSR?"
Michele: "You don't know? You must live under a rock! It's SAP's upcoming webcast on self-service resources for customers!"
Junior: "Wow! That sounds amazing, I will definitely be in attendance!"

by mwe95 July 24, 2023

smag

a really ugly person

omg that person is so smag

by ellielipa August 1, 2023