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safety sniff

Fingering a girl quickly, then smelling your finger to verify if it is safe to go down on her or run for the hills.
Thank God I did a safety sniff, I pulled it out, drug it across my nose and puked right in the bitches face. Had my face been any closer to her diseased hell hole I probably would have drowned on my own puke, what a whore-hound.
by Matthew Brueggen March 25, 2006
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Safe Bug Killers

Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.
Safe Bug Killers:

#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.

#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.

#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.
by Jeff Goven August 2, 2006
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Scafe

The act of smoking bowls of marijuana with a bong. Can be employed as a noun, adjective or a verb.
Noun: "I was hittin' a scafe while that rusty dragon gave me a handy... Thought maybe the weed would turn her into a dime."

Adjective: "She was so scafed that we couldn't even have a coherent conversation..."

Verb: "So I'm scafing and then all of a sudden, I started defecating uncontrollably!"

Titles: "Scafemonkey," "Sir Scaginfton," "Scafeboy," Scafemaster," King Scafe," "Scafe Protege," etc.
by Scafelord December 4, 2010
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Safety School

A school which you apply to in order to make sure you at least go to SOME college, in case you get rejected from everywhere else.
-Dude, did you get into Stanford?
-No, but I got a full ride to my safety school, Berkeley.
by the S Tree March 19, 2009
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safeway

A damn expensive store with low value
Never shop at Safeway or you'll get my warning. Or is it? Not making sense? I will.
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Safehouse

A place you go to get away from danger. Preferably in war or war games. Safehouses are especially good if re-enforced.
Me and my cousin were playing Boxhead and we decided to make a safehouse.
by Matt-24 March 22, 2008
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shafeen

some who cures .
someone who heals , a doctor is called shafeen
by xahfeen October 16, 2009
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