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Spoils of War

Stuff you get from your ex that's too cool to give back.

Stuff your ex left that's cool that you're not going to give back.

Stuff your ex has that's really cool that you have to sacrifice because you don't ever want to talk to them again.

Must not have sentimental value.
"I like your shoes! Where's you get them?"

"Spoils of war. He bought them for me last summer for hikes."

OR

"Totally just found my ex girlfriends raft in my garage. Spoils of war score!"

OR

"I just realized that my ex got my raft and probably lost it! Spoils of war I guess."
by Amuse_A_Muse July 15, 2014
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spoiled brat

Child: Hi grandpa, can you take me to the toy store, as you promised.

Grandpa: NO! shut-up you spoiled brat
by adroitgenius October 29, 2008
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spoilerare

Rivelare il finale di un libro film ecc. ...
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Spoiler

Basically means the dogs bollocks! it pretty much can't be beaten!
Yo Dave that Gammon you cooked for dinner was an absolute spoiler!

That girl I rinsed out last night was a right spoiler!!!
by Iceman0001 June 22, 2010
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spoil

to leave an ugly present in your pants for someone else to clean up.
"after football im just gonna spoil ben, the launderer"
by John Crabs March 31, 2008
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spoiled milk

Your own manly dairy farm. When you take a swig out of a newly opened carton of milk and replace it by pumping it full of your own man cream. (No Expiration Date Needed)
1. Honey, I think the milk is spoiled again, come check for me.

2. Santa was in for a surprise when Vickie poured a glass of spoiled milk with her freshly baked cookies.
by James L. Parker February 6, 2008
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When someone or a group of people (usually in a working environment)
try to tell you how you are supposed to do YOUR job when

they are incapable of doing your job, especially THEY feel

the need to dish out some oppression to those who are

declassé in their own opinion, or doing it for shits and

giggles just to make misery. Even worse when a

one trick pony wage slave acts like a

big headed twat toward anyone who pushes a broom

or mops the floor.

Culminates into too many chiefs and not enough Indians
helping to make one's fuck up into a Fuck Up of the First Order
while being in total denial of doing so.
When too many cooks spoil the broth, only a lot of blame is served.

And knowing some folks, they don't want that portion.
by CDSmith1967 February 12, 2013
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