PMS Splatter

The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more.

Girl: *PMS explode*

Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."

by Poor Bystander August 20, 2011

Brownie Batter Splatter

When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.

Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.

by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023

shits and splatters

diarrhea in reference to the old game shoots and ladders

"man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"

"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"

by rvp December 28, 2008

Sprant

when you are sprinting and drinking a sprite.

Joe sprant up the field with his can of sprite

by sprant man July 17, 2012

spatter

spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum

i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.

by Chief Running-Wolf June 18, 2009

Spattery; spatteries

Spare battery or batteries

I'm gonna put a/some spattery; spatteries in my camera bag.

by DreBoi January 15, 2010

Scratt

when you have a random laughing fit when nothing funny happenes

i scratted in class yesterday and got in trouble

by Ryanofthewit December 4, 2019